An Important Message From Your Belly

Nutrition My beloved friend… Its me, your old friend, belly fat. We have spend really great times in the past, doesn’t we? Great parties, tons of amazingly delicious food. Meat, cakes, beers, sodas, sugar, fat, fat, fat… Why did i write this letter to you? I just did it to thank you for all the great times we had and to tell you that i want to be with you till death do us part. Just allow me to grow i little bit to feel more .fortable (and it’s maybe time for you to buy that XXXL t-shirt). Ok, it wasn’t always like i was in a bed of roses. I remember that time you went into that interval training. I felt like the Wicked Witch of the West in the land of Oz. Did you hear me yelling, "Help me, I’m melting!"? It was horrible. But it’s ok, i f.ive you. Instead, stick to that slow cardio stuff. Sure I get a little sweaty, and the ol’ brain up there thinks it’s doing "a real fat burning workout", but it’s never enough to melt me outta here. Another thing, keep listening to those experts who say strength training doesn’t burn body fat. Since research shows they’re wrong, if you added strength training to your program, you’d practically need to throw me a going away party! When you started those superset workouts last month, i was really worried. It felt like fire, and i thought that was farewell. You’ll never know how happy i was when you gave up and went back to just lifting utensils and not dumbells. You must feel a really lucky person. When you remember all that times in the past, when i was not inside you, and you felt lonely. But not anymore, i’m here with you, and i have no plans to go anywhere. That’s why i told you that you are a lucky one. What kind of life could you have without me? I ask you one more time, i beg you, stay away from that Turbulence Training workout routine please. It makes me sick every time you think about it. Remember that i want to be with you in your grave (and i can take you there soon if i want to…just kidding). Then, if you still want to see me, don’t even think about it never again. You need me more than i need you, remember that, and treat me well. You know there’s a lot of people out there wishing to be my friend. Sincerely yours, Belly Fat. PS. Seriously, don’t go near that Turbulence Training program unless you want to see me, Thunder Thighs, Manboobs, Jigg Lee Arm Fat, and Luv Handles pack our bags and hit the highway. About the Author: 相关的主题文章: